I've been housesitting for the last... I don't know, almost a month. Two different places, four different animals, and all the solitude and quiet I can stand ( Read more... )

...I just tried to start a little Long-Distance-Relationship piece featuring Clark Sands and Harlyss P...whatever his last name was. Which would be fine, normally ( Read more... )

( Cut for excessive profanity, spittle-flecked ranting. )